FEATURE - WANKER VOTING GUIDE - It's voting time again, and with it come the same old questions: what is voting? Does it have music? Our readable Voting Guide talks you through the process. Don't let being a teen stop you from taking part in the upcoming election, which is next week we believe or possibly last week, pg17 ART - BEAUTIFYING PUBLIC ART - For a surface like tungsten -- the light, porous metal Frank Gehry chose for the sleek new EMP -- local artists recommend red or black Magic Markers, pg17 READING Those who read prefer Dilbert, observes Reading Editor TIM DERBY. It's about a crime-fighting dog named Dilbert, pg17 SOCIAL STUDIES - MINDLESS MAYHEM WITHOUT THE HASSLE - Not all crimes are illegal. Snub your nose at the American Legal System by stealing and vandalizing your own CDs using our simple two-step process, pg17 ALSO: The Supreme Court should more accurately reflect America, so the next nominee should be a 'tard. Or so opines 'Tard Editor SKIPPER WILCOX, pg17 MATH - I HATE BEING MATH EDITOR - Turns out odd numbers are actually quite common. Math Editor MARK PLUNKETT cites some examples, pg17 ALSO: Arabic numberals don't always add correctly. Math Editor MARK PLUNKETT demonstrates, pg17 TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS - IS AMERICA RUNNING OUT OF MORONS? - Typographical Error Editor KIP COX travels to Utah to find out, pg17

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